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>early morning in woods
>like right before sun is up
>buddy can't start fire
>idc cause Im warm as fuck in hammock
>keep hearing frustration and excuses
>"anon come help me start the fire"
>get out of warmth to go help
>motherfucker wont let me take a turn trying to start it
>every time I ask he just shrugs it off and keeps talking about how the sticks are wet or whatever.
>get sick of sitting there watching him fail and go back to hammock
>"dude do you want a fire? why aren't you helping me?"
IF YOU WOULD JUST HAND ME THE FUCKING LIGHTER AND OTHER FIRE SHIT YOU'D ALREADY HAVE ONE YOU FUCKING DUMBASS.
