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Where do you poop when /out/ and how do you wipe?
I prefer a river, creek, or stream. After pinching a loaf underwater my mud button is left clean.
If no water is nearby I'll dig a cat hole off the trail. I'll use wet wipes or toilet paper I bring with me and when I'm done I'll cover it up.
If it's an emergency and I have nothing to wipe with I'll do the old Arab trick and use my left finger to scrape the excess doodoo off my butthole and the use dirt to clean my finger.
I saw a guy walking a trail with a baggie of poop before. He had no dog with him so I'm fairly certain the large size dookie in the bag was his. It was weird.
