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Decided to finally get my new axe. Was looking for something for light to moderate use while camping, doing yard work, and an emergency axe for the truck.
A few months ago I was playing with my wedding ring and it fell down into my couch. Reaching down in there I found nothing but springs which cut me the hell up.
My wife and I are moving and not planning on keeping the couch. I christined the axe by ripping the couch apart. My ring had wedged itself between two pieces of wood nailed together, don't know how.
It has been named
>Couchbane
