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When I was 16, I was on an Outward Bound type trip with my best friend's girlfriend. She liked to spoon with me at night, for warmth. Kinda weird, and in retrospect I'm pretty sure she was into me, but my buddy knew about the spooning and didn't mind, so I figured it was OK, and we never did anything but spoon with sleeping bags between us. Except once...sort of....
So, we've been in the backcountry about a week. I'm sixteen years old and haven't had an orgasm in seven days because there was no privacy and I was tired as shit all the time. So we make camp, eat dinner, go to bed in a big dog pile underneath the tarp, and as usual I snuggle up against her superb phat booty. Everything goes fine and I sleep comfortably until about four in the morning, when I have a dream about vigorously masturbating in front of a panel of attentive judges. I wake up, still pressed up against this chick's ass (though with sleeping bags between us, thank fuck) to find my Outward-Bound-leadership-approved merino wool boxers awash with millions of now never-to-be-born little Anons.
I freaked the fuck out.