>>2242413Swimming in the ocean really offers no advantages while on vacation. If I'm on vacation I always get a condo for a month that offers a private pool
>it's salty>it's smelly and you're covered in waste and probably oil>you can't see shit in the water so you could get your toe snipped by a crab>you have to swim by other cretins and potentially black people>can literally die by venomous jelly fish that can end your life in an instant, or have a chunk of your body eaten by a shark