>>365422Spoken like a true empty-headed 'Murrican from our marketing-driven disposable society, but then it's not my family's history that will be lost;
"Gather 'round kids, this is a picture of your great grandfather."
"Neato-! Do you still have his cool WWII knife, dad?"
"No, I... well, you see I got drunk and... lost it somewhere in the woods."
"But...but I do have this neon pink Mora knife!"
"Nah, thanks anyway, dad."
"(what a fagget!)"
