>>1697690Anon the ancient Polynesians have a failsafe technique for finding out if there are sharks in the water, it may be beneficial to try it out for peace of mind.
All you need is a spoon - wood is traditional although metal spoons seem to work as well. Go down the beach to the water's edge. Find a calm spot if you can. Dip the spoon into the water so it's holding a small amount - be careful not to get sand or debris in the spoon, just water. Hold the spoon up to your lips and give it a quick sip. If that shit's salty then there are sharks in the water.
