>>1219212so i have this "friend", let's call him princess since that's what we would call him since the last (and the only) hike he had in his life, fucking sissy.
so we reach the bottom of the mountain, but for some reason princess came in jeans, despite that i told him we'll be hiking one week in advance
usually a friend (who was hiking with us at the time) and i would powerwalk through the mountain until we reach the top, but princess disagreed because he didn't want to dirty up his shitty jeans
so, we reached halfway through the mountain, mind you it's like just one kilometer height, a walk in the park, but princess is tired as fuck, almost dead, thinks we reached the top, but as soon as i show him the real top he gets fucking frightened and refuses to go further.
hike ruined, friend and i got pissed, since that day on we would call him princess.
But what really, really unnerved me was not that he acted like such a fucking sissy, it's that he literally took a selfie every single second and thought he was bear grylls
