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I have four, very condensed; will spare the details.
bought mini fishing rods. Pic related
>gf visits me in miami
>we go to an inlet/boardwalk opening to ocean
>walk along the inlet until we find somewhere we can fish
>nice little area with 5 ft arch "waterpassage way underneath us"
>we sit down, dangle feet off edge
>see puffer fish, put cheese on our hooks, catch some
>mexicans tell us to gtfo now because this is croc water
>I'm like wtf this is the ocean
>look 12 feet out and see log head watching us
>mfw miami has fucking giant crocodiles
next, brother and me shark fishing #1
>I'm in middleschool (year 2001)
>Borther is in highschool
>Has full shark fishing rig
>Go to beach at night
>Need to get giant fleshy shark bait out
>ask how they usually get it out
>kayake
>him "I'll just paddle it out on a boogie board and with fins on my feet"
>says he needs to get it past the second sandbar, a half mile out
>puts the 20lbs bloody tuna between his chest and his boogie board, puts his flippers on
>background: pitch black night, hardcore rip currents, giant sharks known in this area, no cellphone.
>somehow he came back alive??? Idk how