>>2712372I once masturbated in a river
>was in woods near a river>began raining>heard these tales that Lauma's fairy like woodspirits come out when it rains, and that they want to fuck wandering men or someshit>get horny>get naked>go into the river, start jerking>little fishies swim around me while I do it>they usualy hang around me when i swim, since i kill a bug or two that lands on me and they eat it>i bust>its different than busting on ground>coomies look weird in water>fishies become feral and begin attacking and consuming my cum>Lauma spirits literally turned themselves into fish to eat my cum 