>>364034People love to be dicks to cows too though, at Secondary School, all the Neds (Chavs or ASBOs to you English) played a game called "slap a cow", the objective of which was to hop the barbed wire fence into the farm next to school, slap a highland cow on the arse and run before its horns caught you. It was a charming game as you can tell. All that said, mfw a guy dodged a goring but then got his balls caught in the fence on the way back over.
