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> be white
>find cardboard
>make sign
>beg for money
>try to get enough money for a gym membership, a small food budget, a set of clothes from goodwill, and some basic stuff like soap and shampoo
>go sign up at a manual laborer for rent box before they close up
>sleep in a park or something
>hit up the gym next morning and build up some confidence
>shit and shower at the gym, put on the new clothes and get looking good.
>go straight to the local manual labor thing.
>bust my ass all day
>get about $75
>buy a backpack to better secure my stuff
>repeat for a few days until I have about $300
>begin trying to buy a working enough shitbox car (it just has to get to the labor parking lot)
>aquire shitbox, and go park it at the labor center
>get two more sets of clothes
>change schedule to: wake up in car, walk to gym, work out, shit, shower, get back to car, nap until labor center opens, go work (car stays and never moves), get back to the labor center and get days pay, "nap" in car until labor staff leave, leave car, cash check, wash clothes and restock food if necessary, sleep in car.
>repeat this cycle until car is registered and insured so it won't get randomly towed
>still repeat cycle until aquire a room mate apartment or something
>settle down in life, start applying for jobs, get a better car if previous shitbox doesn't work well
>get stable job at McDonalds or something
>try to work my way back up in life
>write a book about it
