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>be me
>eastern European tech wagie
>get sent near Austin to do some datacenter work with a few other wagies
>boss lets me pick my own accommodation in budget
>find an air b&b in dripping springs, it's close enough
>owner is an old hippy boomer
>tells me not to go into tall grass because of chiggers
>assume he was telling me to be careful in the downtown area, a friendly racist remark
>tell him "don't worry I never relax around them"
>Looks at me confused "uh OK"
>driving the nissan rental wagie box
>see some cool cows and decide to pull over for a pic
>proceed with my day
>evening, legs look like picrel
>look it up and there is literally animal called chigger that fucks you up like that
What the fuck do I do anons, I can't stop the itching, they are up to my crotch. Sitting in tub doesn't help???
