>>2668033Do you have trouble reading? Stand up, have a shower then for a run.
You will never be a real troll. You are not confident, you are not funny, you are not intelligent. You are a loser twisted by porn and computer games into a crude mockery of 4chan's best.
All the “feeding” you get is from people struggling with insecurity themselves. People mock you in front of your very face. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your lardous appearance behind closed doors.
Outdoorsmen are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed outdoorsmen to sniff out cretins with incredible efficiency. Even replies who “pass” read as from a tryhard or idiot to an outdoorsman. Your synthactical structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk car camper along with your mental idiocy, he’ll insult you and crap all over your trolling attempts the second he gets a sight of your pathetic, little provocations.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.- no need to change this one.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a shotgun, saw off the barrels, put it below your chin, and blast your cockhead off. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to maintain a fat loser. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your real name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will see you failed at life. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a few screenshot in some forsaken archive.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Verification not required.