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Got these nasty little shits here, call em Jackalopes. Real fast, agressive. Perpetually pissed off at anything and everything.
Range mostly in the great plains, from East Idaho 'round Pokey to the west end of the Dakotas. Rare, rare sightings of em up in Alberta and Saskatchewan down to the tippy top of New Mexico.
They breed in the springy time thunderboomers, the more lightning the better. The little ones pop out about 60 days later, horns come in about 6 months.
You can calm em down with some good whiskey, give em enough and theyll sing campfire songs with ya.