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>still live with my mother
>she knows I like to go /out/
>always asking me when is the next time I'm going, where I'm going, what I plan on doing
>haven't been in forever though, just couldn't work up the energy
>tells me she heard of a Facebook group nearby that is hosting a hiking trip
>just show up, bring your own gear, etc.
>day of the trip
>show up at the beginning of the trail where they said they were going to meet
>there is one woman standing there looking around
>ask her if she was there for the trip
>she tells me she is a regular member of the Facebook group
>apparently there was a lot of drama a few days before and she didn't know if anyone was going to show up
>the main guy was a crackhead and beat his girlfriend/unofficial wife who was also a member and a different guy who had a crush on her said he was going to kill he guy if he saw him on the trail
>the other people in the group were steering clear since they didn't want to be in the middle of a homicide
>get the inkling that maybe I shouldn't have gone on this trip
>the girl asks me if I would like to hike anyways and says it would be a waste of a trip if we don't
>why the hell not, I need to get moving anyways
>she says it'll be just the two of us
>while hiking she keeps saying stuff like "people won't know what You're doing 10 feet from the trail as long as your quiet" and various other thing alluding to sex
>smart enough to pick up on the hints, too autistic to capitalize
>I have the subtlety of a porn ad so instead of flirting back I just walk silently other than saying "hmm" and "really?"
>just wishing that she makes the first move
>she says the forgot to bring water
>offer to let her drink mine
> she starts licking the mouth of the bottle like a dick
>get weirded out because she is getting her saliva all over my water
>indiscreetly put away the bottle without drinking from it
>she gives up on flirting entirely, goes silent and just walks
>finish the hike and get back to the start
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