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This still makes me laugh my ass off.
>2022.
>Got invited by my boss to go duck hunting.
>He asked the other few coworkers in our warehouse if they also wanted.
>There's six of us. All between ages 18-24.
>Well, a coworker of ours has never hunted anything, and just assumed you hunted waterfowl like small game.
>Well we all decided to go and got prepared.
>A couple months later, we met up on our bosses land in the middle of fucking nowhere and set up decoys.
>This dudes property is on unmaintained dirt roads where no one fucking goes.
>I had never hunted waterfowl before, but am familiar with the ropes of it as my recently passed uncle taught me beginner stuff from waterfowl.
>I brought my Remington 1100, while others brought Ithacas or Auto-5s.
>Well the coworker who'd never gone hunting brought an American 180 .22 auto.
>We were all sitting in the blind absolutely fucking stunned.
>This fucker has to be trolling, no God damn way.
>Before I or any of us could say anything our boss opened his mouth.
>"I want to see where this goes."
>A while later we got some ducks in.
>We rose out of the blind and this cunt pulled the 180 out on auto and began blowing God damn ducks out of the sky like an 88mm flak gun.
>Instant carnage, ducks were being blown out of the sky and it looked like a warzone within the hour.
>At the end of the day he told us all not to say shit.
>We got at least 60+ ducks, I can't remember the exact number.
>We've told him the next time we go hunting, grab a shotgun.
