>>1277923I've heard Raja Puri bananas can fruit in 9 months, and are thus "suited" down as low as like 8b, and is allegedly quite durable, resistant to wind (normally shreds leaves and fucks shit up on bananas and makes them ugly) and is a natural dwarf at like 6-8'. Been meaning to get one myself if I can find them somewhere. Especially the 'pineapple' variety or raja puri supposed top be slightly more cold resistant and more pineapple flavor though the regular one is already considered a very good tasting small banana.
Also, bananas need 3 things. Fuck tons of sun, fuck tons of water, and fuck tons of fertilizer. No idea about the vanilla orchid though, probably best done in some sort of orchidarium or such.
Godspeed anon.