>>2530153>b-but I don't have time to do all that!Bull fucking shit. Yes, you do have time. You have time to plan your provisions, but you chose to spend that time browsing Reddit, watching TikTok, vaping, and playing mobile games. You had time to purchase and prepare them, but you spent that time shitposting on /out/, masturbating, browsing outdoors gear online for hours, playing Minecraft, and writing McCandless fan fiction.
On top of consuming supermarket bargain bin junk food on the trail, you actually think it's the smart thing to do and that everyone else is dumb. I'm glad Baby Boomers ruined this planet for you, zoomers. I hope coloreds and gays show up in all your favorite /out/ spots.
Picrel, the pistachio marzipan cake with Genoa sponge I baked for a special someone's birthday this weekend. That reminds me: Have sex, incels.
