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Let me make this clear to you autistic bastards that have never actually been outside
1) You don't need to have the best knife on the planet, nor will you ever be able to select such a knife
2) The weight of your backpack is completely irrelevant if it isn't difficult to carry
3) It is totally fine to have a fire in the woods, just don't leave it unattended
4) Leave no trace is good but not LITERAL, it doesn't mean footsteps you autistic fucks it means candy bar wrappers and beer cans
5)You don't NEED to only use trails, you are a human and can walk anywhere you please
6)Cairns do not hurt the environment
7)There is nothing wrong with packing things for comfort, you are having a good time in the woods, YOU ARE NOT GOING FOR A WORLD RECORD SPEED HIKE
8)Hunting and fishing for your food rather than bringing it is totally fine, whatever you prefer to do
9)It does not matter if you have a milsurp pack or a hiking pack
10)Paracord is wonderful and has many great uses
11)Biking on walking trails is very fun
12)You don't need to use designated camp sites
13)Camping is not very difficult at all, stop overcomplicating it
14)If you want to bushcraft there is nothing wrong with it, just as there is nothing wrong with car camping
I could keep going. I would NEVER want to camp with any of you dumb fucks.
Pic unrelated: Bear Grylls is allergic to bees and I find it funny