>>1618037A few years back I went on a backpacking trip with my brother's boy scout troop. He never really went on /out/ trips since he was a badgefag so he didn't come (I hate him anyway) but I still got stuck with his retarded troop people. A typical day went like this:
>wake up>nobody else is awake when they were supposed to except for the one decent kid and some boomer chaperone >pack up my things pretty quick after changing into warm clothes; kept my backpack in a dry spot under a tree like I do every day>the retards start to wake up>people bitching about how cold it is and how wet they are>their backpacks are filled with sopping wet clothes it seems>they argue over stupid shit in the morning while they try to put their tents away>one of them crams their drenched rainfly into their backpack with their clothes >"it'll dry">finally time to start hiking 2 hours after the sun came up>they argue over who gets to hold the map>they decide to take turns and they make mistakes often>I brought my own map so I'm alright>one of the chaperone boomers is obese and he sprains his ankle or something >I have to carry most of his shit because "you have the lightest pack">mfw I end up carrying everyone's cooking gear for the rest of the trip>take "water breaks" every 20 minutes>finally arrive at next campsite late>I'm on cooking duty making pretty simple mountainhouse stuff for everyone>boiling water for the food in a big pot>I had to use up some of my drinking water because the retards didn't carry enough>boomer walks over to my cooking setup to say some pointless boomer shit as always>he notices a pine needle that fell into the pot from the pine tree I was underneath (getting out of the rain)>anger erupts from his fatty failing heart with the power of a thousand baseball stadium lights>tells me to dump the water out and use "clean water">the water is boiling as he points this out and we have no more waterword limit