>>2340748Sorry boys, fell asleep
>get better ideaContext, if you've ever watched finding Bigfoot on animal planet, Bubba one if the investigators, would howl/yell to attract a bigfoot
>start howling/yelling like a sasquatch>start running around moving brush, and throwing tree limbs around>can hear the urbanites, they are freaking out >keking even harder now>let things calm down for a minute >can hear someone crying slightly>lmao.exe>get another idea, decide to run through their camp and touch their tent>slowly head to the base of the hill, and sit at the bottom of their campsite >sprint as loudly and as fast as I can >beeline towards the other side of camp>knock over chairs and cooler >and smack the shit out of one of the tents and kek at the screaming urbanites >run up the other side of the hill and listen to the freakout >hear and see them start to pack up>one last troll >throw a huge rock down the hill at them, while screaming like a monkey >then circle around them and head back to my camp as fast as I can >get there before they can start to leave >watch them run through the woods with their rucksacks >sleep soundly in my tent knowing the woods are safe now >wake the next morning, and make some eggs >pack up and head back to the car after a long night of trolling>get back and see their car is still there >get closer and they are sleeping inside of it >megakek>tap on the window >"yall ok?" They don't answer and start to drive off >the forest is now safe from the disgusting urbanites.Keep your forests clean anons, that was my story, pic related was me during the excursion
