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> Some university students invite me for a hike
> act as a pathfinder in pristine forests, hit on a beautiful girl
> whole group of 20 people apart from me drink vodka mixed with jam (Eastern Europe), sing karaoke through megaphone
> the girl falls in love with guy who passed out mid hike and had to be carried while vomiting in his sleep
> nobody else brought toilet paper
> gave only trowel when the girl went for a dump inna middle of the woods. Have a fucking romantic night.
Same night, not so pissed any more.
> The company decides to cook some shit on fire, went for a swim meanwhile
> came back after an hour, they have some logs bought from camping site, give them my matches, went to make sandwich meanwhile, because I am too hungry to wait
> return one hour later, nothing smells like fire, the "campfire" is a pile of scattered logs, a newly cut branch, burnt cigarette packs and a tire found in a ditch
> five people staring how a guy tries to ignite a tire with the only lighter they have left
> they used all my matches. their meet attracts far too many flies.
> go to sleep
worst hike in my life. Nobody smoked the following day.
