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This one is second hand from my brother's telling
>be camping on friend's parent's ranch at night
>sittin' around a fire doing nothing
>my turn to collect firewood
>go off towards the edge of the property
>hear slow thudding steps from across the fence
>wheezing, panting, swallowing
>an extremely old man is approaching, bent over
>I stop, hes stops
>he keeps wheezing and panting as if to say something
>finally he yells BIRD MAN
>step back, scared as fuck
>again, he yells BIIIIIRD MAAAAAN
>start running in the oppsoite direction
>old man clings to the fence and keeps yelling
>BIIIIIRD MAAAAAAAAAAN
>get back to camp without any firewood
It was his neighbor and my brother realized he was trying to say "bird ban" as explained by his friend
