>>2122027>in the middle of the Smoky Mountains, at least 7 miles from my vehicle, multi day hiking and camping>have my young lab with me>have to shit>i'm drunk and tired>barely dig a hole, poop in it, cover it up in a way too lazy way>next day, wake up and make breakfast>where is dog?>dog comes back super fucking proud>literally covered head to toe in my poop. he rolled in it>have to hike back 7+ miles with dog that is covered in absolutely vile smelling poop>dog goes missing at the end of hike, we freak out and are calling for him>he literally appears surfing down the Tellico River going through rapids, negotiating them and swimming with a big doofy smile on his face, still covered in poop>intercept him by jumping off of a small bridge and grabbing him, using Coleman camp soap to wash the poop off of him, myself naked in the river>fun was had by allbury your poop well friends
pic unrelated, i love bank line
