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No Republifart overweight right wingers allowed. Ultra light liberal hikers like pic related are the kings on the trail, we do the biggest miles, get the hottest trail babes, we own the joint.
Republican right wing hikers are so exhausted with their heavy packs that they don't fit in, socialize, or make friends out there. Their Christian values make them too good to smoke pot by the fire with the cool hikers, they retreat to their Walmart tents and guzzle a pint of whiskey instead, the hypocrites.
