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>Helping friend move a massive pile of soil across his property because they just built a new foundation for a garage
>Filling up trailer-loads of dirt and pulling it towards the property line to dump it
>Detach trailer to spin it around by hand and dump it
>Try to shift into reverse with slushbox that has no feel because its 30 years old
>End up selecting Race instead
>Lift off clutch pedal
>It starts lurching forward
>Get back on clutch, but it's frozen
>Tractor does wheelie into pond 6FT below
>Pants caught on tractor, and it rolls over on top of my leg
>Manage to kick enough mud out to free myself and not drown
>Friend is laughing his ass off
>I reek of pond stank
>The pond tastes of asparagus.
