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Forgive me for being an Ausfag, but I never knew there were possums in America until a few years ago and those pointy rat-bastards freak me the fuck out. I always assumed possums were all like pic-related cuddly bros that eat fruit out of your hand and occasionally have rave parties in your ceiling.
Your possums are fucked. I'll hug a crocodile and let giant spiders crawl inside my mouth, but fuck THAT