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Winter is officially here in Ontario and life seems to have no purpose.
I remember when I went to South Carolina back in 2011 to build houses for Habitat for Humanity - it was February 12th, and the Carolinians were complaining because this was one of their coldest February's on record. It was 7:30 am and it was 9degC out. 9degC, in the fucking morning in February. These fuckers were complaining because it was 9degC on a winter morning. Meanwhile I'm stuck in the Siberian wasteland of Canuckistan where a few years ago the average winter temperature was -20degC and several days reached -40 with windchill.
I need to leave this place. I will be a certified phlebotomist in a year's time... how hard would it be for me to move to some small town in the southern US and be a Doctor's assistant? I don't ever want to see a snowflake again. I want to buy a cheap plot in a small town, plant my summer/winter crops, and brew some homemade beer and marry a white woman (so few of those where I live).
Please, tell me there is a chance.