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>in the Army
>been on a field exercise for a little over a week
>only time i get to relax since I'm an artillery mechanic
>no portable latrines around
>been holding it for more than a day
>it's not gonna wait any longer
>go out from my tool truck about a hundred feet
>not paying attention
>quickly dig a shallow hole with E-tool
>squat over it
>hear hydraulics in the distance wind up
>155mm Howitzer goes off
>I empty everything from the previous week
>get back from the field a week later
>Top asks what I was doing out there during the fire mission
>tell him
>turns out half the Battery was watching me cop a squat through binos
fortunately, thanks to the MREs, this was the only experience like this on that particular field exercise
