>>1556088>No I do not live in the middle of a desert>Look at this picture of the middle of a desert whereIf you actually are an arab, walk down to your police station with an AK and money. Offer the police money to help you, and if they decline, explain what you're going to do. If they have a problem, then allow them provide a better solution.
Obviously this wouldn't work in a developed first world nation, but your culture should help things flow smoothly.