>>257213>OP's face when he gets his balls ripped off by a male coyote during puberty.There's reason why no one has domesticated them.
>Durr Imma catch 'em like pokemanYou don't have the right type of balls for that, kid.
But go ahead. See if they don't run upon you and your faggy friend and fucking annihilate you.
>Hurr muh escape-proof penFucker, coyotes can tunnel 3-6 feet under a fence in hours. Unless you and your faggot friend want to stay up all night smacking them with stick every couple of minutes, they're going to get out.
>But, muh imprinting!If you kill their mother before she's weaned them, they'll die.
If you kill the parents after their weaned, they'll just come to hate you and eventually attack (and hopefully) kill your retarded ass.
Just leave them the fuck alone, and you won't have to explain to your mom why you're missing your left ear.
