>>2557718Jesus! I'm a battle hardened cold war warrior, i fought in east Germany, Afghanistan and Somaliland for your freedoms.
I have a literal bush of hair on my chest, can lift a horse with one arm and stay ten minutes under water without any kind of technology.
Even i use an umbrella. In fact, i use the Euroschirm Birdiepal, by Erich Göbel GmBH Germany (they also made the Golite ChromeDome and all the clones, however, they are in fact Euroschirm Swings).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3oyTyWq9_I 