>>831379how to deal with a bear
>keep safe distance. maybe bear will go away>bear doesnt go away. sphincter tightens.>make noise and make yourself seem big. if you have any firecrackers throw them at the bear.>bear still not backing down. bear gets close. pepper spray like its a liberal hippy at a protest.>dont have bear spray? get a stick and bash it over the nose with the force of a thousand rasengans. this could kill it. at the very least make it frigg off. get your mora handy in case you have to 1v1 melee this bitch to the death.>if you have a gun shooot it. duh.bear arent the ones to worry about too much though....
