>>278832Dude I heard that when they stirred the tanks on Apollo 13 and blew that shit up a Bic lighter left there by a NASA engineer was ejected into space on a goddam trajectory for Mars and that shit orbited the red planet like three times before getting pulled into the Martian atmosphere and if fucking survived reentry and planted like a GODDAMN IMPERIAL PROBE DROID into the Martian landscape and there it sat for 30 FUCKING YEARS until the goddamn Martian rover Curiosity stumbled across it and pulled it out of the red Martian sand with it's little robotic claw, and then tried to strike it...
AND THAT FUCKING SHIT LIT.
The resulting awesomeness turned Curiosity into a Predator. Pic related.
