>>2507136From this point I imagine it went like this
>oh man, this is gonna be such a sweet shot>chopper comes over the mountain and lands one the lake>wind blows through my hair (I think I’ll set up camera 2 over here)*BRRRIIINNNGGG BRRRRIIIIINNNNG*
>Fucking bitch at the 911 office again>Dumbass is inside while I, the intellectual is outside>i-i-i-I’m scared and cold, rations running low, my compass is lodged too firmly in my ass to read it, pwease send chopper naow pwease>sir we’ve got 2 rednecks en route, please make your way to the marked exit using these landmarks, directions, and coordinates. Our one helicopter is in use now taking a heart attack patient to the one reputable hospital in the state.>mfw no whirlybird >:( inconsiderate oldfag >I’m gonna do a little scouting first, that will make some nice content :)>sir, our redneck corps has nearly finished their Boones Farm wine coolers, are you at the pickup location?>i set up camp 1/2 mile away from where you said to go, made you a spot *pats ground* uWu >YOOOO>over here oficeeeerrrrssss ;)>uh sir why do you have 4 days worth of food and why is your cock hard?>*nervously hides rescue boner* uWu Would you like to discuss Leave No Trace before we cook supper? Got some wine and oysters for you fellas!>No we’re going back to town for more Thunderbird>will I get a piggyback ride? pwease?>get up and get in the truck before we paint you in blackface and start blasting *reaches for evidence planting field kit*>MFW the officers wouldn’t even lick my asshole when I used my Garmin! Brand InReach SOS Beacon Communicator! I trust my life with it!Yeah I’m posting this on Facebook to discourage this exact situation ever happening again.
