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>be me
>live in a shitty suburb
>only rural land being overrun by more shitty suburb
>want to go into foothills
>horse is retarded
>can't have a gun
>camping banned
>california overrunning my rural lands
>meet farmers
>hate Californians
>jointheclub.jpg
>rebellion grows
>harass califags
>people start getting pissed
>rebelscum.jpg
>shit gets crazy
>mayor mad
>autism.jpg
>we start protesting
>police show up
>AwFUCKYEAHMERICKA.jpg
>my horse bites a cop
>retarded.jpg
>cop slaps him
>horse kicks him 25 feet onto squad car
>tazes me
>whatthefuck.jpg
>horse realizes Im in trouble
>bites cops arm and flails him into squad car
>rears
>kicks a riot shield guy into van, half dead
>horse gets tazed
>doesn't do shit
>horse kicks a cop into another car
>farmers Inspired
>dixie.jpg
>horses trample cops
>ride out of town
>wanted.jpg
>horse still retarded
