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Because my mom was always busy and my little bro was still preoccupied with crapping his pants I was the son my dad never had and I shared a love of the outdoors, opening of fishing season, camping, even deer hunting season
> In Girl Scouts
> doing our yearly camp out
> a few other dads are there
> doing a cook out with hotdogs
> I break out two foil packs I prepped prior to our trip
> inside the foil dinner is a pork chop, seasoned potatoes, and asparagus
> the look on everyone's face when we dine like kings while the other chumps eat processed weanies
> camp out at night
> still same outing
> Set up rain fly for our tent
> several girls don't even bother
> "lol the forecast is crystal clear skies all weekend long"
> still better safe than sorry besides my dad says "red sky in the morning sailor take warning. Red sky at night sailor's delight."
> "lol that's stupid, we are going out have fun."
> dad helps me figure out to set up the tent on a hill, and how to dig a trench around the tent to avert water
> That night it rains
> go figure
> like monsoon down poor
> Me and dad are the only ones who are bone dry that morning
> mfw I love you dad
