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/out/ phone story? /out/ phone story.
>just came home from a sweet 2 month cross country road trip where I hit up tons of mountains and national parks, and tons of other /out/ related activities.
>purchased the s5 when I got home.
>I was looking at it for a while, but didn't want to buy it right before such an intense trip.
>about to go on my 3rd hike since i came back.
>I've always been in pretty good shape, but after going hiking with my brother who's a hardcore marine (10 years in infantry, 4 of those years as an officer) for 2 months, I feel like a fucking outdoors god compared to my buddy's here at home.
>decided I need to spice up these hikes, considering there far to short(like 1-2 hours at best), and there at a turtles pace.
>before hike starts, say I need to take a leak an run into the woods with my bag.
>fill bag full of rocks, come back from "taking a leak", and begin hike.
>rocks didn't do much besides keep me from running ahead of friends.
>get to the highest point of the trail after about an hour.
>take off bag and one of my buddy's asks why I brought a bag when no one else did, and why it looked so full of shit.
>reveal rocks.
>after getting told how dumb I am, one of my buddy's asks how heavy it is.
>how the fuck should I know?
>goes to pick up rock bag and couldnt.
>lel
>drops bag on my phone and my other friends phone that we placed in plane view earlier, completely destroying them
>mfw I almost tore his fat fucking head off
