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>go camping with a semi-autist friend I have
>I showed him /out/ a few months ago
>he is ex-Army so I assumed he knew basic stuff
>Doing a lquick 1 night backpacking trip on part of the VT long trail
>wearing his military boots. I know they are heavy and not good hiking boots but he insists they are fine and keep his feet warm
>hes breathing pretty heavy on the way up
>get to the top
>stop to set up camp/eat dinner
>sets up a shitty lean to and a tarp for his "camp", insists that "nah bro I dont really like a tent"
>Im setting up my camp stove to make soup
>watch as he digs around in his bag
>pulls out a gallon of water...like a plastic poland springs container
>a few pop tarts and a can of chef boyardee
>Pulls out a FUCKING 12 PACK of Coors Banquets
>Throws me one and says "cheers bro"
>I accept cuz i dont wanna be mean, but dumped most of mine out cuz I didnt wanna be hungover for the hike down
>we chill at camp and he drinks NO JOKE like 6-7 beers, keeps making chit chat with me while im trying to just enjoy the serenity of nature and the view
>go to sleep(I KNOW for a fact he was cold in the wind and probally woudnt even be able to sleep if not for all the alcohol he drank)
>drinks 2 more the next morning
>the whole time we are hiking down he keeps stoping to "take pictures"/ "look at the views"(I know that fucker was just tired, dehydrated from drinking beer and hungover and probally just couldnt keep up)
thats what you get when you drink that much beer in the woods like a fucking hobo
Not even trying to be all puritianical here, but what the FUCK is wrong with normies?!
Never again
