>>2347210>Be at shitty park pond harassing bluegill>Catch big fucking crappie for there >Easily 14 inches and pushing 2 pounds bigger than pic related which was caught at Chickamauga >Only other crappies I've ever caught there weren't even half it's size>Decide I'm going to eat it for dinner >Hook it by its jaw to a chain stringer>Attach chain stinger to a stick that someone had stuck into the ground right at the water's edge for a rod holder and keep fishing>Go to check on it a few minutes later and see if the stick peeling out on the water >Wade out knee-deep, manage to grab the stick but could never find the stringer and the fishSo now probably the biggest crappie in that pond is dragging around a foot chain attached to its jaw and will probably wind up starving to death because it'll prevent it from catching food. I'm also real upset I didn't think to take a picture of it, I was going to when I got it back to the car.
