>>258696Old Phil is a mother fucker dude.
On my trek, a storm rolled in out of fucking nowhere about 10 minutes, 30 minutes of hiking and hard rain later, lightning strikes the opposite ridge of where we we're hiking, queue lightning crouch for 20 minutes.
I also peed off the tooth of time. It was fucking magnificent.
I actually work at a scout camp so I actually have quite a few fucked up camp stories, trust me I've seen some shit.
Psychotic staffers off their meds, borderline homicidal psychopaths, depressed whores who fuck half the staff (including the program director), small animals dying horrible fiery deaths, countless personal vendettas, mentally retarded staff generally fucking shit up, intense homolust, one group of staffers even rolled over in their car on a night out.
Fucking camp man. Mere words can not describe it.
