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>be me
>learning to scuba with dad and brother
>go to malibu to learn scuba
>class of 8 people, 3 chicks
>and one asian fatass
>his name is Wei
>as in "No Fucking" Wei
>barely spoke english
>passed the scuba test by cheating off the dude next to him
>this fucker was fresh-off-the-boat Korean
>We actually get in the water
>first up, swim test
>holyshet.jpg
>he can barely swim
>we had to do 800m and he did it in a solid 10 minutes, dying the whole time
>then came the float
>just float on your back for 10 minutes :^)
>he's practically drowning
>goes under twice and has to restart
>we get our gear and he nearly loses his foot to a scuba tank
>learning how to assemble our kit and turn on out air
>his LPI (low pressure inflator) hose is loose and begins spraying air and wizzing around eratically
>he can't catch it
>my sides enter low earth orbit
>we get to go in the pool with out gear on
>everyone does a proper entry
>Wei still on shore
>scared.webm
>he jumps in
>sinks like a fucking rock
>instructor has to rescue him
>nearly drowns
>we do some exercises and learn techinques
>Wei struggles the whole time
>Has to buddy up with the instructor to complete every basic task
>We get to the mask-off underwater swim
>Everyone underwater
>Wei can't descend
>Instructor has to drag him down
>He's hyperventilating underwater
>Uses half his tank in 30 minutes
>Wei takes his mask off for the exercise
>Drops it
>freaks out and the two instructors have to restrain him in his tardrage to find the mask
>cont
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