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>go hiking up to a small summer camp on the edge of town that's not in use at the time with a lady friend, it's on the side of a hill with a path that leads up to a patio with a view of the whole valley
>it's wild west themed
>over near a play area we find a goat tied to a tree but tangled up in some benches, can only move a few feet in any direction
>decide to untangle the goat, it looks like no one's been at the camp for a while and he's really skinny
>walk over to the goat. say hello to the goat. start to look at the rope
>the goat tries to bite my leg
>grab his horns and hold him back
>spend the next 15 or so minutes holding this goat by his horn with one hand and moving tables and untangling rope with the other
>he keeps trying to bite me or headbutt this entire time
>finally get him untangled, have to maneuver him away from the tables and into a position where I can let him go and he won't be able to bite me, gore me, or kick me
>it works and he wanders off to eat a tree
>mfw
Then my shoulders were sore for the next couple days from being so tensed up about manhandling this fucking goat
