>>1808610Almost knifed a kangaroo
>first time properly going /out/>have to walk through dense and tall scrub to get to the sexiest camp location at the top of a mountain, facing the sunrise and completely secluded.>scrub is like 6'4 and im 5'6>slowly walking through, making sure not to tread on danger noodles>humidity 90% easily, temperature is about 35>keep pushing through, almost through>separate a dense patch of tall grass and hop through>literally touched noses with a kangaroo>fuck shit NANI FUCK>we both shit ourselves>step back, probably within punching distance of the roo, shes also in kicking distance so im gonna get cucked here>draw my knife just in case>I dont want to kill it even though i hate kangaroos>put the knife away and stare at the kangaroo>told the bastard she made me shit myself, have a good laugh>kangaroo hops offthank fuck it was a female kangaroo and not a giant red bastard.
Not my pic but it was about the same size as the kangaroo in the picture but her body wasnt extended.
