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Missourifag here.
We used to have this drive through animal park here called Animal Safari. Had the usual stuff, lions, tigers, giraffes, zebras, monkeys, etc.
It went out of business and somehow some of the monkeys escaped while they were moving animals out of the park.
Those little bastards survived in the woods around the park for almost ten years before people finally stopped seeing them. There was a KOA campground right next door and people used to report monkey sightings all the time.
There was a time before that, too, when the park was in operation and one of the monkeys stowed away in the back of a guy's truck and made it all the way to Walmart. Caused a big ruckus.