I've had two memorable fuckups but neither turned into anything luckily.
>mountain biking a decent sized trail>20 foot drop off one side>steep uphill on the other>get cocky and start pedaling faster>suddenly the trail narrows>front tire is a cunt hair from going over the side>back tire slips a bit when I get on the brakesI took it at a much more leisurely pace afterwards.
>hiking Freel Peak near Lake Tahoe in late October>mostly snow free until past the treeline>less than 250 vertical feet from the summit>snow is mid-calf to knee deep>can't see trail or loose rocks>slip once, don't want to give up so close>slip again, bash knee against rock hidden by the snow>turn around in defeat>pants are cold and wet >knee hurts like a bitch> 4.5 miles back to the trailhead :^)My pride was more hurt than my knee but I could've just as easily twisted my ankle or cut myself if the rock was sharper.
>>1947818>go whole way multiple times without shitting, get back home and release a massive anus rending log of shitI've got the opposite problem. I love my morning cup of coffee and I only smoke cigs when I camp so every fucking trip I have at least one day with an explosive shit brought on by the caffeine/nicotine combo.
