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2.Take a trip to the south of Mexico beforehand, and buy as much pure cocaine as I can afford.
3. Go to Nogales.
Worn: Mudslime keffiyeh (white towel ala towel head), billowy 100% cotton long sleeve tan shirt, baggy khakis with holes designed into them for ventilation, sandals
In Khaki cargo pockets: Cocaine, canteen, baseball cap, lighter, tennis shoes, hardtack, $40 US
Other: Two used tires, 2 pool tori, 2 hubs, an axle, and a short rope. Fill the tori with drinking water inside of the tires, put the caps on, joined by an axle, tie the rope around the middle of the axle.
4. Fashion a crude handcar to transport your gear from point red to point orange along the tracks. Break down the handcar, it should use the same axle as will join the tires together.
5. Pull the two tires by the rope across the treacherous terrain, 2 km north to point yellow where there is an oasis and a 4WD road. Wouldn't drink out of it, but it might be okay to lay in it and drench yourself to keep cool.
6. Head to point green along the 4WD road and camp out in the canyon. Fill my canteen again, drink as much as the water is left, then break down the water transport device and abandon it.
7. Head a couple kilometers more north, over a mountain, to an American highway. Burn your keffiyeh and sandles, replace with baseball cap and tennis shoes.
8. Walk to nearest motel, rent a room with my $40. Go on craigslist and get a ride to Phoenix. Cut cocaine, sell for $1000s in profit, start new life and plot to create Aztlan from the filthy gringos.
