>>2303863>>2303868I just remembered another time he did something retarded.
>hanging out at my parent's farm house>we take some MXE>decide to take a hike around our farm/ranch>we're strolling through fields with jello legs>see our small herd of cattle in the distance>hippy friend gets excited and starts running towards them>manage to catch up and stop him>explain that the bull will fuck him up>week before it chased me through a field and I had to jump a gate>retard thinks I'm joking>he tries to pet the cows>they all run away before even gets close>bull starts to come our way>tell retard to follow me and not run>we slowly back up and eventually get to a hay loft>climb gate and get inside>Bull circles the building for a half hour>keeps head butting the gate trying to reach us>Eagle scout is shitting his pants>have to wait there for over an hour>bull finally leaves to go get some cow pussy>Eagle scout is too scared to leave hay loft on foot>have to walk back alone and get ATV>finally convince him to climb the gate>ride around fucked up on ATV for awhileIt was kind of funny. I don't understand why they're like this. They know they're out of their element but refuse to listen to "hicks" from the area. If I wouldn't have been there that bull would have gored him. It was a real men son of a bitch. We sold him off about a month later because he kept trying to kill us.
