>>2497662I’ll share a personal story and one from my uncle
> be me, was 14> having a blast hiking around a lake, sneaking around people’s cabin properties> “oh shit, I gotta shit”> best place to hide was a quarter mile away through shitty terrain> engage_afterburners.exe> finally make it but having serious shit contractions by now> my asshole hurts, I know a woman’s pain> find a good spot> settle in and begin my business> magical poopoo under sunlit skies in the Rockies > hear movement behind me> vehicle was driving on dirt road in full view> I miscalculated my AO big time> tl;dr random strangers watched me take a fat shit as they drove past. Uncle’s story:
> be uncle, mid-80’s > backpacking trip in MT> set up camp in god-knows-where at the foot of an incline in the mountains > bullshitting, drinking, talking about glorious hairy 80’s bush> around midnight hear creature moving above them, obviously sneaking> no guns, but fuck bears amirite?> start shouting, throwing rocks> movement stops> caveman rock throwing stops> sound of something flying through the air> rock the size of a basketball lands right on top of their fire> “fuck this I’m out”> uncle & co. put out fire and make their way as far as possible by torchlight> “might have been a squatch” story 